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Your daily chuckles: 10 paraprosdokians just for you Paraprosdokians (Winston Churchill loved them) are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently humorous. 1. Where theres a will, I want to be in it. 2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But its still on my list. 3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 4. If I agreed with you, wed both be wrong. 5. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. 6. War does not determine who is right - only who is left. 7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. 8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism . To steal from many is research. 9. I didnt say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you. 10. In filling out an application, where it says, In case of emergency, Notify: I put DOCTOR.

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