Your notational brush up and a great joke! C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, sorry, but we dont serve minors. So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished, and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp # enough. D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, excuse me, Ill just be a second. Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then, the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and yells, get out! Mark youre the seventh minor Ive found in this bar tonight! The next night, E-flat comes back dressed in a three-piece suit with nicely shine shoes. The bartender notices and comments, youre looking sharp # tonight – come on in, this could be a major development. Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is eventually au natural. Then C sobers up and realizes in the horror that hes under a rest. Ultimately, C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of D.S. Without coda at an upscale correctional facility. interlude.hk
Posted on: Sat, 22 Nov 2014 20:00:01 +0000
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