Youre not allowed to carry a lit kerosene-soaked torch into a public restaurant because No Shit, people. Youre not allowed to wander around your local mall pushing a wheelbarrow filled with gasoline, even if you promise you wont light that match youre carrying, because the rest of us arent Freaking Stupid. You dont get to brandish grenades while telling your ideological enemies to suck on this, you dont get to go to the movie theater with your really-well-trained-I-promise mountain lion, you dont get to visit your local fast-food restaurant with a glass jar of sarin gas strapped to the top of your head while telling the people around you that there wont be any problems so long as everyone treats you nice. We are not stupid. There are many, many laws against carrying a dangerous thing into a public place where said dangerous thing is almost certain to cause multiple deaths if it is actually used, because the general pretext of civilization is that we do not need to be able to kill random strangers at a moments notice wherever we go, not even if it makes us feel better.
Posted on: Thu, 05 Jun 2014 21:36:57 +0000
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