Z-GUM is a revolutionary product for zombies to consume. At $5.00 - TopicsExpress



          

Z-GUM is a revolutionary product for zombies to consume. At $5.00 per container of 30 pieces, a zombie can chew on this amazing brain flavored gum. This gum works to increase communication skills, while also promoting easier movement and more coordination. By providing aid to the Brocas area and Wernickes area in the left hemisphere of the brain, this gum allows zombies to boost motor functioning and formulate and understand words. But since our R and D team is so ambitious, we could not just stop there. In order to promote coordination, this gum boots more motor functioning by re-sparking cellular respiration which allows the zombie to produce more ATP, the energy for cellular work. With more ATP, cells and the body can function more efficiently allowing for an increase in coordination and movement.
Posted on: Wed, 03 Dec 2014 02:24:50 +0000

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