Z Nation... Epic Fail. Before anyone starts flipping out and saying Oh, he doenst like it because its not the Walking Dead. Wrong. Im glad its not the Walking Dead, but it is, the walking crap. Why? Several reasons: #1 The Asylum. Theyve never done crap worth watching. A lot of this show is based on their previous failures, Rise of the Zombies and Zombie Apocalypse. Both of which were painfully bad to watch. #2 Stupid story inconsistencies. Perrineaus character was supposed to be a MILITARY MAN and MILITARY MEN follow orders. So he worries about a ZOMBIE BABY? Why? Who gives a damn? Leave it to rot. #3 The Zombie baby. I dont care if its a zombie. Its still a baby. Babies have no coordination, and if theyre zombies, its even less coordination. #4 Girl in the cage. She was in there two days. Out in the elements. She wasnt dehydrated? She lost the keys? INSIDE THE CAGE? She also had a knife. Couldnt stab those zombies through the eyes? Kill them off? #5 Running zombies. I concur with George Romero (whos survival of the dead was as bad as this.) Hate them and will continue to hate this idea. I love 28 Days Later, but curse them for their influence on zombie films. #6 Most of these actors stink. Typical Asylum. Get one star who needs a paycheck as a hook, then get rid of him. Thomas Scott has really fallen to be in this trash. #7 SFX - runs the gamut from trashy bad CGI to just about decent practical stuff. Typical for anything by the Asylum. So, will I watch anymore? Depends if I feel like wasting 50 minutes of my life. So far, this is an utter disappointment.
Posted on: Sun, 14 Sep 2014 13:51:46 +0000
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