ZELIPA AND THE DEVORCE INTERVIEW A judge was interviewing Zelipa regarding her pending divorce, and asked, What are the grounds for your divorce? She replied, About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by. No, he said, I mean what is the foundation of this case? It is made of concrete, brick and mortar, she responded. I mean, he continued, What are your relations like? I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husbands parents. Do you have a real grudge? No, she replied, We have a two- car carport and have never really needed one. Please, he tried again, is there any infidelity in your marriage? Yes, both my son and daughter have hi-fidelity stereo sets. We dont necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes. Madam, does your husband ever beat you up? Yes, she responded, about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, Lady, why do you want a divorce? Oh, I dont want a divorce, she replied. Ive never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he cant communicate with me. Her majesty*feisty*
Posted on: Tue, 02 Sep 2014 04:38:14 +0000
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