ZINGERS FROM AMERICAN LATE-NIGHT TV: The president spoke today - TopicsExpress



          

ZINGERS FROM AMERICAN LATE-NIGHT TV: The president spoke today on the Obamacare website glitches. He said hes bringing in the best and the brightest to solve the problem. Why didnt he bring in the best and the brightest in the first place? See, this is typical Washington. They only bring in the best and the brightest as a last resort. Jay Leno Due to a system failure today, many people were unable to update their Facebook status. Incidentally, for the several hours Facebook was down we were actually competitive with China. Conan OBrien Things got screwed up with the healthcare website. So you can wait for them to get the site fixed or you can enroll in medical school, graduate, and then just take care of yourself, which would probably be faster. Jimmy Kimmel Last week North Korea unveiled a new government-owned water park. There are differences between an American water park and a North Korean water park. In America, if youre less than four feet tall, you cant ride a slide. In North Korea, if youre less than four feet tall, you can run the country. Jimmy Fallon
Posted on: Thu, 24 Oct 2013 10:57:25 +0000

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