Zambian ladies have time and again said that we, zambian men are not romantic cause we never do the things that they show in movies. Now today am coming out on behalf of all men to say, you too dont even do some of the things we see in movies, like being loyal. Pantu a white chic in a movie, kidnapped by the most agressive man is going to be tied to a chair, electricuted and pulled by the hair and asked, where is he and her answer will be, I dont know. Then they will hit her, cha last fight will kneel before her and say am only gonna ask you this one more time, where, is, dux? And she will say, listern to me you son of a chitechi, you can do the worst to me but I wont tell you sh*t! Cause when my man comes here, you all gonna be lying dead on the f***ing floor Nomba imwe, one small deal gone wrong, ba police arrest you, they make you seat pali swing chair, uletamba na TV2 mu office yaba CID and then they ask you, iwe sister, ali kuti mwamuna wako? Girl: pardon? Police: pardon vichani, ee ti uze tizaku chita pardon. Girl: no I dont understand nyanja.. Police: mwami, aona monga timu sekesa chabe uyu, letani short button. *officer brings short button* Police: manje, kamba timve.. Girl: I told you, I dont know and I dont use much of nyanja! Gaaaad Police: iwe nati ankala kuti mwamuna wako!! *hits short button on table and it makes a loud bang* Girl, mayoooo, number 22 busakile road ku chamboli! Pafupi naka stand ka airtel, ma keys ama siya pansi pa door mat But again, as a zambian guy I cant come bail you out like in the movies...so maybe that would be a wise choice, for you.
Posted on: Thu, 21 Aug 2014 06:31:45 +0000
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