Zambonee update: Well Howdy Fwends, its Da Gubana checkin in. Ive been wiff Tweet for 7 months and although at times Tweet has been very worried about me, Im not ready to leave my cozy man cave just yet. Im feeling much better lately after Tweet figured out that she cant fill my water bowl up to the top. (That makes me choke myself and pass out.) Water bowl is only half filled and I do fine. Upside of that is that I make Tweet give me water twice as often. The lasix makes me very thirsty and I dont like that bowl empty!!! Water bowl half full, food dish all the way full( so I can get food ALL over the floor)and the TV ON!!!!! Those are my demands, or Ill bark non-stop. Gubanas are like that I hear. Anyhoo, as I said, Ive been here for 7 months and I have successfully evaded THE BATH. Thats right, THE BATH. I have been too sick for Tweet to take the chance of stressing me out in the bathtub. I was lucky, because she would come to me all the time and give me massages with these things called baby wipes, and sometimes this powder stuff called a dry bath. But today!!!!! Tweet sat next to me and said, Gubana, you stank! We had a heart to heart talk. She told me that she would never ever do anything to hurt me. That she would be very gentle and fast, but Gubana, YOU MUST HAVE A BATH! I got a little scary at first with that funny breathing stuff but Tweet talked to me on the top of my head like she always does (I fake that I cant hear but everyone knows I can and humor me)AND.....we did it!!!!!! Im fwesh and cwean. After I was dried and settled back in bed Tweet said, yogurt for everyone! She sat next to me and fed me yogurt from a spoon. We talked about how much she loves me and then I lifted my head up and give her a kiss. She said that kiss made her year and was a long time coming! Im glad I made her happy but heck, I liked my stank!
Posted on: Mon, 22 Sep 2014 01:27:58 +0000
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