Zoke of the day By: Kacy Lancheru 4/15/2013 Depression So one day Padro Kalakas got word that his girlfriend for 10 years Rosa Kuchino was breaking up with her. so Pedro so depressed decided to head on down to Godfathers bar in Garapan for a drink. Pedro entered godfathers bar met with Scotty the owner and ordered a beer. All of the sudden this big dude name Poke you know who you are lol came from behind and gave Pedro Kalakas a big fat slapp on his back so heres how the story goes. Poke: slaps pedro on his back and say. Brot un lihe ennao hu patmada hao nui Karate chop guinen Japan (meaning dude i just slapped you with a Karate chop from Japan) Pedro falls on his feet rolls over once and because hes depressed get up tells poke Brat bula problemahu ya ti matto yo para bai mumu (meaning dude i have so many problems and i didnt come over for a fight) so pedro get back on his stool at the bar and continues drinking his beer Poke: 5 minutes later returns again and slaps Pedro again on the back. Brot unlie ennao hu pattmadda hao nu Taekwondo chop ginen north Korea (dude see what i just slapped you with a taekwondo chop from north Korea) Pedro falls on his feet again rolls over twice and because hes so depressed get up tells poke Brat mampos bula problemahu ya ti matto yo para bai mumu (meaning dude i have so many problems and i didnt come over for a fight) so pedro get back on his stool at the bar and continues drinking his beer Poke: 5 minutes later returns again and slaps Pedro again on the back. Brot unlie ennao hu pattmadda hao nu kung-fu chop ginen China (dude see what i just slapped you with a Kung-fu chop from China) This time Pedro rolls over 3 times and is so pissed off because he just got slapped 3 times but still does not wanna have problems get up from the ground and leaves godfathers bar. All of the sudden Poke sits on pedros seat hand drinks pedros beer. 15 minutes latter pedro returns to Godfathers bar and is holding something in his hands see Poke sitting on his chair creeps up slowly from behind Poke and swings whatever he is holding in his hands and Poke falls and rolls 10 times on the floor jumps up quickly in which Pedro is waiting for Poke to retaliate and yells to Poke BROT UN LIE ENNAO HU GALUTI HAO NU CROW BAR GINEN JOETEN ACE HARDWARE ( MEANING DUDE SEE WHAT I JUST HIT YOU WITH A CROW BAR FROM JOETEN ACE HARDWARE)
Posted on: Fri, 08 Nov 2013 04:04:48 +0000
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