a Malawi anzanga, makamaka uyu; 1. You buy some cheap underwear at a kaunjika in Mbayani/Lunzu & on facebook you write:”I love Gucci underwears” *God is watching you* 2. You’re a married man with 2 kids & on facebook you always claim to be single *God is watching you* 3. You’re 21 yrs old & you’re dating a man of 59 yrs, your updates say “can’t wait to see my baby.” Is that your baby or your ancestor? *God is watching you* 4. You’re are drinking ice water & you update “I’m drinking Johnny Walker on the rocks” *God is watching you* 5. You’re in the house Listening to a Radio 1 zokonda amayi (wayilesi yakwanu ilibe FM) but you update “watching superman man of steel at the cinemas” *God is watching you* 6. You sell retail biscuit, airtime n chewing gums or in an grocery SHOP & u update “had a long day in the office” *God is watching you* 7. You are waiting for a kabaza /taxi & u update “stuck in traffic thank God for the air conditioner in ma car” *God is watching you* 8. You are using Donodo or Nokila phone and you update ur status “My laptop is slow” *God is watching you* 9. You are in ntchenachena, kabwafu, kwaNtopwa n u update your status “near New York” *God is watching you* 10. Your real name is Gomanyundo/ Muderanji and on facebook u call yourself Mcute Pretty Bootylicious Fly *God is watching you*
Posted on: Mon, 03 Mar 2014 14:46:12 +0000
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