a woman goes to the vet with her pet duck and asks the vet to examine it and tell her whats wrong. the vet looks at its eyes under its wing and at its beak and say im afraid its dead. The woman said it cant be i want a second opinion so the vet says ok and opens the door. In comes a labrador it walks over to the duck and looks at its eyes under its wing and its beak. The labrador looks at the vet and then the woman and shakes its head and off it goes. Then in comes a cat it walks up to the duck looks at its eyes under its wing and then its beak. The cat turns to the vet and then to the woman and shakes its head. The vet said im sorry but the ducks dead youve had a second opinion theres nothing more we can do. So the woman walks out and goes to the receptionist, receptionists says that will be £150 please. The woman says £150 just to tell me my duck is dead, the receptionist said well it would of been £50 but you had a catscan and lab tests.
Posted on: Sat, 29 Mar 2014 11:37:15 +0000
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