al bundy: Look at this. The bad guy shoots Superman a dozen times see the bullets bounce off, so they throw their guns at him... Its like they cant kill him so they think they can give him a bad bruise. What a bunch of morons. kelly: Daddy, do you notice anything different about me? al bundy: No, son. kelly: Daddy, its Kelly. al bundy: Tell her to come in. kelly I am already in. And I am wearing a brunette wig. Why? you ask. Because I got picked to do a public service announcement. I decided that I should do it as a brunette since blonds have a reputation for being dumb... Which we all know is just a stereo system. al bundy: Pumpkin, Daddy is watching a very important program. Its called Superman. kelly: Whats the big S stand for? al bundy: Straight. Cant be too careful when you take your pants off in a phone booth. me: LMAO
Posted on: Fri, 28 Feb 2014 15:59:56 +0000
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