creepy old guys have crushes on me because they have crushes on everyone who could be young enough to be their children. theres a creepy old guy at my job and he asked me if i told my dad that i met a sailor. 0.- like i should have said yea i told him about how many teeth you are missing and that you are way to old to be flirting with me but im 20 so its just barely okay . Im supposed to stick up for myself but i usually mumble my way out of the conversation about the weather. I think that works. Being passive works, its better than saying hey stop being perversely friendly to me, I never want to see you again but i will settle for you waiting for a different cashier. I mean there all pretty take your pick. I wish hotties will flirt on me but like ones that I dont know. maybe when I move I can have a really attractive customer that likes gazes into my heart the first time our eyes meet and that person decides we have to know each other because we practically already do with the static. I am super interested but i keep saying no because its a conflict of interest but eventually i see them somewhere and I say hello but have to go . then we pump into each other at a social gathering and decide to get married after nine years of love & party .. so yea...
Posted on: Tue, 09 Dec 2014 02:11:38 +0000