dear universe….I think I need a wife….one who makes me coffee every morning, and sticks their fingers down yucky drains whilst mine heal from administering rat poison to the landfill rats we inherited ( yep, I neglected to wear gloves and had several nose bleeds as a result ( stupid, I know)), one who washes my floors and cleans the dogs ears, and has more than a sorry roast ready for dinner when I have worked 12 hrs straight to put the zillion ppl my husband has in hospital on before a billing cut off. One whose salad is not deemed bunny food by the boys. And one who waters my garden and rescues the actual bunnies my black cat brings home every night….before he beheads them. I dont like headless bunnies. I have to look at the feet and tails to see that they are not rats. At that point I am already bawling. Thank you. Me
Posted on: Wed, 06 Aug 2014 05:55:09 +0000
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