dost vo nhi jo apke liye kamaye, dost wo hai Jo apki T-Shirt Maang kr Le Jae 0r kbi wapis Na de… Dost wo nhi Jo apko Treat de, Dost wo hai Jo Aap k Ghar aae 0r kahe "aaj kya Paka hai, Jo b hai Jaldi Se Le aa".. Dost wo nhi Jo call kr k milne aaye, Dost wo Jo Ghr k Samne aa k Msg kre"kaminey bahar aa. Dost wo nahi jo kahe wo ladki teri kismat me nahi, Dost wo hai jo kahe "saale party de party use toh ghar se utha layenge tere liye" Dost wo nhi Jo Janaze me aae, Dost wo hai Jo Kabar Pe T-Shirt Le k aae 0r kahe "Le saale nhi Chaiye Tera Ehsaan chal Uth Or meri Dosti wapis kr. Send to all special friends…… Sonia Gandhi in KBC.. Amitabh-"Soniaji! ab aakhri Saval 5Crore ke liye... Who is the CM of Gujarat?" Soniaji- "Its Narendra Modi." Amitabh- "Lock kar doon ? 5 Crore ka Savaal hai?" Soniaji- "If you really lock him in Gujarat, I will give you 5000 Crore." Kisi se kuch aisa rishta nibha lo, Kisi ke kuch gum chura lo, Itna pyar karo apne doston se, Ki khuda bhi kahe, "Please mujhe bhi apna dost bana lo" Good morning doston संता :-- कौन सी कास्ट ( जाति ) के लोग अच्छे नागरिक होते हैं ? बंता :-- बनिए ……! संता :-- वो कैसे..?.. बंता :-- हर जगह लिखा होता है, देश के अच्छे नागरिक "बनिए" ! देशभक्त "बनिए" ! Dedicated to all baniyas MUNNA CIRCUIT Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit? Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu Munna: Kyun! Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na. Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle patient ko behosh kyun karte hai? Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na. Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania Mirza se phone pe baat ki. Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne. Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong number!! Munna Bhai: Apna Desh kaun chala raha hai? Cirkit: Bhai SMS Munna Bhai: Kya bakta hai? Cirkit: Bhai, SMS bole toh S=SARDAR M=MANMOHAN S=SINGH Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ?? Circuit: Simple hai BHAI, Royenge to note geeela ho jayenga na. Circuit- Bhai, Aamerican Rastrapati Kaha Rehta He? Munaa- DHOBIGHAT Pe Circuit- Dhobighat Bole To? Munaa- English Me Bole To “WOSHING TOWN" Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay? Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke salmaan khan thay!!
Posted on: Sat, 21 Sep 2013 03:10:20 +0000