e stale, but evrytime I go thru it...itstill makes me laugh. Check these quotes out!Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain withouttasting any - Albert Einstein(1872)He who says nothing last forever has never tried Hausa perfume -Isaac Newton (1904)He who fully unwraps a sharwama before eating it cannot keep asecret - Abraham Lincoln (1864)Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup withhis eyes wide open is notafraid of anything - Martin Luther King Jr. (1900)Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with amountain of firemember - William Shakespeare (1788)Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably hasnever been to Nigeria school - Lord Lugard (1904)He who refuses to classify Agege bread n Akara as a type ofsandwich is a racist - Nelsonmandela (1931)Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, iscapable of murder...obasanjo(1999)Drinking Garri doesnt mean youre poor, but allowing the garri toswell-up beforedrinking is Poverty- Queen Elizabeth (1893).He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomieseasoning sachets is not yet hungry- (Sir Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe1947)Nigeria was never on the map when God said LET THERE BELIGHT -Buhari 1980Anyone who puts stew on jollof rice has trust issues. Fela Kuti(1979)No mata how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam. - GoodluckJonathan (2013)Any toilet wey clean never jam correct shit -Bola Tinubu (2011)Anyone that reads this without laughing, that person is lookingfor a job - Lord Lugard (1914)Please read and laugh, life isbeautiful
Posted on: Mon, 12 May 2014 20:48:15 +0000
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