emember Mommy Mommy jokes? These wont be funny to everyone but I - TopicsExpress



          

emember Mommy Mommy jokes? These wont be funny to everyone but I know theres a few whose sense of humor is warped just enough to find these HIlarious... Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff? Shut up son, youll wake your father. Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts! Shut up and get away from the dart board! Mommy, mommy, can I lick the bowl? Shut up and flush. Mommy, Mommy! Daddys on fire! Shut up and get the marshmallows! Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men? Shut up and get back in the oven. Mommy, mommy, are you sure this is how to learn to swim? Shut up and get back in the sack! Mommy, Mommy, I dont like running in circles! Shut up, or Ill nail your other foot to the floor.
Posted on: Mon, 04 Nov 2013 21:33:50 +0000

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