ever hear the phrase "late for your own funeral" ?? well...had an early funeral at a church this am...no one was there to receive the flowers so i left them in the vestibule called later to make sure they saw the flowers as they were not in the main hall...only side door was open pastor says "hes not here yet"...i was confused thinking he meant the flower delivery person (aka me) NOPE...he meant the dead guy yep...he was running 20 minutes late for his own funeral had a church full of mourners and no "body" there i guess even in death this brother was running on what Courtney Sheffer refers to as CP TIME!! funniest conversation i ever had with a pastor about a funeral delivery EVER!!
Posted on: Sat, 07 Sep 2013 17:01:09 +0000
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