female teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class of 3rd grade. The boy said Maam, I should b in 4th grade,Im smarter than my sis & shes in the 4th grade. The Maam {Teacher} had heard enough of his complains & took the boy 2 the Principals office. She explained everything 2 the Principal who decided 2 test the boy with some questions that a 4th grade should know. Principal: Whats 3+3? Boy: 6 Principal: 6+6? Boy: 12 & so on The Principal asked the boy many ques $ the boy got them right. The Principal then asked Maam to send the boy to 4th grade. Maam decided to ask some more questions & the Principal agreed. Maam: What does a cow have 4 of, that Ive only 2 of? Boy: Legs Maam: Whats in your pants that you have but I dont have? Boy: Pockets Maam: What starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid? Boy: Coconut Maam: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky? The principals eyes open really wide,but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge. Boy: Bubble Gum Maam: You stick ur poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do. What am I? Boy: Tent The principal was looking restless Maam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when youre bored. The best man always has me 1stn what am I? Boy: Wedding Ring Maam: I come in many sizes. When Im not well, I drip. When u blow me, you feel good? Boy: Nose Maam: Ive a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come with a quiver Boy:Arrow Maam: What starts wit F & ends with a K & if u dont get it, youve to use your hand? Boy : Fork Maam: Whats it that all men have,its longer in some men than others, the Pope doesnt use his & a man gives it to his wife after marriage? Boy: Surname Maam: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin & is responsible for making love? Boy: Heart The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the teacher:- Send the boy 2 University, I got the last 10 questions wrong myself!!!!!!!!!
Posted on: Tue, 03 Jun 2014 05:48:25 +0000
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