foR soMe rEason mama finD tHis funnY: Great Comebacks to dry come-ons.............. Man: Havent we met before? Woman: Perhaps. Im the receptionist at the VD Clinic. Man: Havent I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, thats why I dont go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down. Man: So, wanna go back to my place ? Woman: Well, I dont know. Will two people fit under a rock? Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours and Ill go to mine. Man: Id like to call you. Whats your number? Woman: Its in the phone book. Man: But I dont know your name. Woman: Thats in the phone book too. Man: So what do you do for a living? Woman: Im a female impersonator. Man: Hey, baby, whats your sign? Woman: Do not Enter Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized ! Man: Hey, come on, were both here at this bar for the same reason Woman: Yeah! Lets pick up some chicks! Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone. Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I dont accept cheap gifts. Man: If I could see you naked, Id die happy: Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, Id probably die laughing. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: Id go through anything for you. Woman: Good! Lets start with your bank account. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Posted on: Mon, 08 Dec 2014 00:41:56 +0000
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