funny directions to follow In case you need further proof the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on current consumer goods. On a Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, thats the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special) On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how?) On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But, its just a suggestion) On Tescos Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): Do not turn upside down. (Too late!) On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (As night follows day) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But, wouldnt this save me more time?) On Boots Children Cough Medicine: Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication. (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. (One would hope.) On most brands of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to what?) On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (I gotta admit, Im curious.) On Sainsburys peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (Talk about a news flash.) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (Step 3: Fly Delta.) On a childs superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (I dont blame the company. I blame parents for this one.)
Posted on: Sat, 01 Nov 2014 22:34:22 +0000
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