funny facts of life The only person a woman attentively listens to and obeys sincerely and does exactly as he says is a PHOTOGRAPHER. • Most ladies pray for hardworking men, but they wont answer greeting from a bricklayer, truck pusher etc •When a man walks into a chemist with an innocent/sorry face and greets everyone including his juniors. Trust me, he came to buy condoms. • A typical igbo man will never forget his change with a bus conductor, he rather sets a reminder on his phone. • If youre talking to a girl and she stares at your lips. Trust me, she wants you to kiss her. •If youre talking to a guy and he stares at your face. Trust me, your boobs are way too small to be noticed. •Smiles have been proven to be more attractive on ladies face than make-up. •If youve onced apply spirit to your pubic hair areas while growing up, theres every tendency, you will do money rituals if you dont make it in time. • Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books? Akpos: 4 Books. Teacher: Now Ill ask you a tough one 1,789,365 Books + 23,5678 Books…? Akpos: Na LIBRARY Ma! • WHAT A LIFE! When you have boil on both armpits, people start thinking youre proud. • No matter the level of your love between you and your partner, MTN will always send you messages more than your partner. • 90% of people who are indigenes of Ibadan, the capital of Oyo state have gaps between their teeth. • Only on facebook that some guys will be so humble to tell a girl Thanks for the add... But at home, after eating their mamas food, they cant even say Thanks for the food. • Its only an igbo man that can send his new wife to honey moon ALONE. Just to save cost. Igbo kwenu............. !! •As a GIRL if you cook NOODLES and it gets Burnt even by MISTAKE...please forget about MARRIAGE for now • Stupidity is when you have a Hummer Jeep, a Range Rover, an Acura,an Infinity and still have a Landlord. • Dear Ex, out of all your lies, I love you is my favourite. • Mosquitoes be like We no want ferrari, we no want designer, we say na ur BLOOD ooooo • Mother-inlaw: Am surprised dat my sons child dnt look like him why? Wife: wat I av between my legs is a Vagina not a photocopying machine.!!! Lwkm • One spelling mistake can destroy your life. A Husband sent this to his wife: I’m having a wonderful time wish you were her
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