game show I dreamt about Vanna and I dreamt about Pat I was there on a game show and I thought that was that it was my turn to spin as I reached for the wheel Vanna glared at me with eyes cold as steel I averted her gaze and called for a vowel oh, were all out of those time to throw in the towel theres a gun on your left a noose to your right the choice is all yours before we say goodnight as we went to commercial I trembled with dread as Pat looked my way with horns on his head and Vanna walked toward me all slinky and foul she picked up the gun and let out a howl its the Wheel of Misfortune the game show of life packed full of misery disappointment and strife trembling in fear I awoke in my bed prepared to see anything but Pat Sajaks head and scrambling around for my sweet remote I saw Alex Trebek with the head of a goat now I sit here staring from my hospital room I swallow my meds and recoil in the gloom with a gun on my left and a noose to my right this is Wheel of Misfortune we bid you good night CG 5/2/11
Posted on: Wed, 19 Mar 2014 21:41:09 +0000
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