good bye mini van. its been a long five years of lugging you around town. I just had to have that third row of seating which I think we only used once when I stuffed my mom back there, sorry mom. ive rammed you into more non moving objects then I can remember..sorry gas station in holbrook and came home holding parts I didnt know existed on automobiles. or the time I believe I was shot in Huntington and covered in shards of minivan glass which the fine ER at huntington hospital had to pick out of my eyeballs and butt...yes butt.... and all the times I was pulled over especially in a four month span of 2012. I believe you minivan...yes YOU...were my savior. Because in that mini van innocence exuded from my pores, just an innocent mom driving a mini van.....never once got a ticket. ohhhh minivan. I will miss your fine vomitous smell. and most importantly your sliding doors. those were a godsend. unless you accidentally almost smoosh a child. no more of my coworkers and friends chiding me and calling me a mini van driving loser. mini van.....you had your place and time in my life. I will always cherish your big rear storage. I threatened to sleep in you once and i know without a doubt the comforts you would have brought me. good bye you sweet, sweet honda odessy.....good bye
Posted on: Wed, 05 Nov 2014 22:06:41 +0000
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