hahahaha A little old lady in Kingston answered her doorbell, only to be confronted by an eager young man displaying a shiny new vacuum cleaner. Good morning lady said the young man. “May I demonstrate the greatest and latest vacuum cleaner to come out of the United States. There’s nothing like it. The old lady replied, “Go away! Im broke and don’t have any money! Before she could close the door, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it open. “Not so fast, lady. Give me a chance to show you the demonstration. While saying that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her carpet. Now, watch me remove every trace of this manure from your carpet, lady. If this vacuum cleaner does not do the job, I will eat up what’s left myself. The old lady turned around and went into the house, saying, “Then I’ll get a knife and fork for you, because they disconnected my electricity two days ago.
Posted on: Sun, 14 Sep 2014 13:36:58 +0000
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