has had an unprecedented run of misfortune when it comes to any kind of Apple product that has been in her possession. The first iPhone she excitedly signed up for back in the glory days of 2009, was lost to the jungles outside her apartment in East Hawthorn (but more likely lifted from her bag that she entrusted to perfect strangers at the Tower Hotel)... Lets stick with the jungle story. Anyway, she had that device for 2.5 weeks. The first iPod touch which captured 3 months of her mature gap year adventure mysteriously vanished upon her impending departure for the infamous Castaways tour of Halong Bay, Vietnam. The second iPhone which was handed down to her from her boss at Glenferrie Gourmet Meats, Jigzy Neilson, curiously was no longer in her pocket after a night out in Hanoi at a bar that will remain un named but is like a canine that malts. Her second iPod touch saw her through Italy, France, The US, back in Oz and a fair chunk of her recent affairs in Hanoi. Lo and behold, a cunning duo lightened her load which included the fated Apple. This happened to occur in a bar in ..... Hanoi ... and she was surrounded by many Halong Bay tour guide big guns. So..... a third iPhone has landed in her lap as fate would have it and she is well and truly back online and extensively contactable. Hmmmmm, is it the Vortex of Vietnam? Hectic Handy Hanoi? The Halong Bay Hazard? Maybe its the letter H given the first loss was in Hawthorn. Or is it simply that the owner and operator is too trusting, careless, distracted, talking too much, singing too loud and breakdancing?
Posted on: Fri, 25 Oct 2013 11:17:39 +0000
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