here is the first story from 2012. Please Help! Need help writing my own Christmas story. Here I will start it... Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the place, everybody was working at their own pace... Marty Cradduck Alvarado: Which was as slow as a big zit rising on my face. Becky Sprouse Cox: the bosses were sitting all snug in their seats, browsing on craigslist for things that are cheap. Mike Battles: while I’m out hunting, the wind in my face. i couldnt help thinking about Gods ... Marty Cradduck Alvarado: Grace and love and sacrifice for me. Becky Sprouse Cox: With Marty in the deer stand and Mike in the blind, thinking poor Bambi in the freezer sure would be fine. David Cox: With my friends and family out hunting to put meat in the freezer, I am driving this truck like an old geezer, Delivering Chinese knick knacks across the globe, hoping and praying it dont snow.... David Cox: When all of a sudden, I came to reason, David Cox: I havent filled my deer tags this season. So Santa beware, I will be waiting for your reindeer! Marty Cradduck Alvarado: And all of a sudden a fat man in a red suit made a thud on top my truck and said with a hoot. You’re a sick little man Mr. David Cox, come near my deer and I will fill your socks. With razors and bugs and scorpions alike you mess we my deer you better get ready to fight. Ethan Cox: With dad in the front and me in the back we did some thinking on how to attack. Cary Moore: And please Santa cut me some slack. David Cox: So as I was pondering what Santa said, I had an idea go off in my head; I will have the kids cause a distraction with cookies and milk when Santa comes, then me and Ethan can pick his reindeer off one by one....... David Cox: So back in the house we did run, to gather our bows &arrows, and our guns.... David Cox: Thinking how good the back straps will be, with tators, onions, bread& ice tea...... Richard Ansohn: Then with a thud and also a crack!!!! Down goes dancer and prancer with bullets and arrows hitting their backs?! Marty Cradduck Alvarado: Then All of a sudden in a bright light and a flash mrs clause showed up with an oozy on her back. She mowed down the rest... Of the deer in one simple burst... Then told Santa clause that wont be the worst... For many many years this picture Ive rehearsed. Now it’s all over the deer are all dead now lets move to Florida and clear your busy head David Cox: She told him she wanted a house, a Cadillac, and much, much more. So get in the truck and lets go faster than before.... David Cox: When they got to Florida........ Richard Ansohn: He let out a sigh of relief and stopped feeling woozy as she unloaded her Uzi! He said I have spent all these years delivering toys and presents I think this time I will just go to JAREDS! Zak Kerbo: With Santa on the beach bathing away his Christmas knots, he began to get the feeling of being extra hot. To the North Pole he said without any doubt, forgetting the reindeer he was now without. So he stole the white truck from Ethans front lawn, and quickly headed north after hitting a young fawn. Ethan Cox: Now on a quest to get my truck back I must hit Santa with a surprise attack. It will be hard cause he knows my next move, so I have to think hard on how to be smooth! Charlie Baker: So now what must Ethan do? Call the Cops, get a lawyer, and maybe sue? No...He had to be cunning and smooth, yeah, that was the plan, but on the naughty list and the cookie thing to boot, he just had to be smart and out fox the old coot. So he gave it some thought and formed a plan, went out and kick started his uncles old van. He headed up I35 towards the North Pole, but he blinked his eyes and lost the van in a hole. Sitting on the side, feeling like a sucker, out of nowhere came this high speed trucker. The trucker asked, hey need a ride, yup, sure do said Ethan, swallowing his pride. So he climbed in the cab, settled down in the seat, and they took off in that big, air ride Pete. Ethan Cox: riding with Charlie sitting in the back, I realized all I had to do is offer Santa a snack. When we got to the pole, we waited for him, because I bought him a Slim Jim! He’s very lucky he gave me the keys, cause I was getting ready to knock out his teeth Charlie Baker: Ethan is behind me now and we are headed back south. Santa was fortunate he didnt get punched in da mouth. When Santa hit the fawn, it musta been fate, wasn’t long after that, it ended up being venison on my plate David Cox Now: it is Christmas Eve and Ethan is back, we filled our bellies with tatters and blackstrap. We’ve wrapped all the presents, and put the kids to bed, were watching Christmas vacation and laughing at Cousin Eddie as he is brain dead... Ethan Cox: with the truck back home and a club on the wheel, Next time it wont be that easy to steal! Ethan Cox: with the week coming to an end, we must not forget there was no room in the inn! Though this was fun and thing sure got kinda wild, we must not forget it all about Gods holy child! Jesus was born on that cold Christmas night to show the world He Is the Light!! So be thankful for how blessed you are, and remember that Jesus was born in a barn. MERRY CHRISTMAS to All!!!! The End!
Posted on: Fri, 12 Dec 2014 03:20:42 +0000
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