heres a little feminist take on the nativity myth on december 24th, of some auxiliary year, three clever contessas got tipped off that the messiah brat was gonna be born that night, so they gathered up some expensive shit from their luxury yurts, hopped on their camels and set off towards the North star along the way, the clever contessas passed some sand people flashing their breasts and gritting their teeth, to which theyd always grit their teeth in return,wave and toss a crust of bread the journey took a long time but the wise ladies enjoyed themselves, flashing their breasts and gritting their teeth. eventually they made it to a hotel. they hopped off of their camels,gathered up their expensive shit and went inside. the place was jumpin, lots of chicks hanging around smoking things,flashing their breasts and gritting their teeth. a sweet estrogen stench permeated the rooms. the clever contessas rang for the proprietress, who sauntered to the desk, lookin like Brigid Berlin, and greeted them with a quick tooth grind and spoke thus, so?. to which the wise ladies said weve been tipped off that the messiah brat is gonna be born today, so were here to bring her this expensive shit, lifting their sacks to illustrate the point. ah the proprietress nodded and replied yeah there were two chicks here earlier, looking for a place to have their brat,but you know, that whole thing is sort of a gruesome drag, so i told them they should do it out in the barn, its right out back if you wanna go see. the contessas gave her a vacant look, gritted their teeth and waved and proceeded to split. they walked their camels to the barn,tied them to a post and kicked open the barn door to find the two chicks and their little brat sitting on some hay, gritting their teeth and looking all blissed out. hi, the contessas spoke and approached the two chicks, they all gritted their teeth and waved and then the contessas handed the blissed out chicks their sacks of expensive shit and said this is for you and your brat. the blissed out chicks gritted their teeth and waved while the messiah brat got all twitchy and made spitty baby sounds, she seemed happy
Posted on: Thu, 18 Dec 2014 19:42:27 +0000
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