how to be metal. / hardcore kid 1.) join a band that will prob - TopicsExpress

how to be metal. / hardcore kid 1.) join a band that will prob go no where 2.) get shitty tattoos that dont mean anything (well because your so rebellious and stupid) 3.) gauge youre ears and call it body mods. (but make sure when people say nice gauges you correct them and say there plugs) 4.) go vegan well because you might be such a bad ass but your still thinking of the environment 5.) dont have a religion and wear upside crosses everywhere you go. 6.) consistently post on fb about your new bands ep that never comes out 7.) drink pbr and eat pizza. you really dont need anything else 8.)wear pants tighter then your girls leggings 9.) dont shower 10.)beat up kids for no reason just to prove how tough you are 11.) create a nick name for yourself (like meg malicious or piper poptarts) 12.) in any given moment remind people how many friends you have and how there family 13.) and now you are a scene kid