how to drive a stick with a skirt & heels: 1. wrangle the damn skirt into the car and question your wardrobe choices with a few key words 2. adjust seat, moving it backward half the height of the heels you decided were a good idea to wear 3. hike skirt up into lap, exposing legs to thigh--NOT for the semi drivers, but rather to clear your legs and feet for pedal maneuvering 4. turn on car, adjust heat, crank radio 5. hike skirt up again, cuz the stupid fabric is too slippery and it slid down. tuck under thigh to secure 6. get to highway, hit gas, and channel your inner Andretti--promptly forgetting all the troubles of said stupid skirt and heels =)
Posted on: Fri, 28 Mar 2014 13:00:04 +0000