https://youtube/watch?v=9KCct4RwLNM Coming in at #7 on Sammi the Ferrets top 31 horror movies of all time is the infamous Troll 2. Odds are if you are a fan of this page, you probably at least know of Troll 2. It is widely considered one of the worst movies in the history of film. In fact, its so bad that is has a massive cult following throughout the world! There is even a documentary out there, produced relatively recently actually, about Troll 2 called Best Worst Movie. So obviously, despite being such a terrible movie, it has its charm. Or else it wouldnt be appearing so high on this countdown. So first and foremost, let it be known that Troll 2 has absolutely nothing to do with Troll. In fact, there arent even trolls in the movie! Instead, we got vicious goblins who take the form of kind small town country folks. The town is called Nilbog. If you havent noticed, Nilbog is goblin spelled backwards! Well, our main characters are the Waits family, who decide to participate in some sort of house swapping program where they will live in the house of a family in Nilbog and that family is supposed to live in their house for a few weeks. Well, the youngest son Joshua is having some reservations about the impending trip. You see, his dead Grandpa Seth keeps warning him from beyond the grave that something evil lurks in Nilbog and not to set foot within the town. Of course, Joshua is like 7 and has no choice but to participate in the planned family vacation. This is where things take a sharp turn towards the outrageous. You see, all of the towns folk in Nilbog are goblins in disguise. And they are all really really ridiculous. You have the creepy shop keeper who stocks nothing in his store except for Nilbog Milk (high in vitamin content). You have the friendly sheriff who drives around offering sandwiches to strangers. You have the minister who throws an impromptu get together at the house the Waits family are staying. And let us just say at this get together the townspeople sing a song that will be ingrained in your mind for the rest of your life. In fact, we may or may not have recorded it to be the secret bonus track on The Year of the Ferret. Throughout the movie, the townspeople constantly pressure the Waits family and another group of teenagers to eat some of their special Nilbog treats. But one must resist this temptation as just one bite will turn a human into a plant like creature. They become one with the vegetable world! Which just so happens to be what the goblins eat! You see, the goblins are vegetarian. They despise the thought of meat so much that Joshua actually uses a double decker bologna sandwich as a weapon to defeat the goblins. In the end, only the power of good can defeat the evil goblins. Somehow, when the Waits family all touch the magic stone (dont ask) and think of the power of good, the goblins all explode or wither away. The power of good always defeats the power of evil! Meat always defeats vegetables! Or so Joshua and family thought. Turns out some of the goblins followed the Waits family back to civilization. And they promptly dine on Joshuas mother! But at least they are polite. When they notice Joshua looking on they ask do you want some.....Joshua......?
Posted on: Sat, 25 Oct 2014 17:56:58 +0000
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