i am flabbergasted, and i dont flabbergast easily. im driving south on the Dix toward the north end and Stuples- The Orifice Stupersore, and there are cars in both lanes in front of me. they are almost side-by-side, and the car in front of me is not making any attempt to pass the car on the right. in fact, the car in the right lane is pulling away, ever so gradually. i noticed that the lone occupant of the car blocking my path has her DVD player running. SHE IS WATCHING A MOVIE. looked like some sort of Disney &/or Pixar animated feature. she is also at the wheel of a moving 8,000 pound metal and glass BOMB, but is seemingly unconcerned about anything or anyone. the car on the right has pulled ahead and i have enough daylight to pass this idiot on the right. since my back window is tinted, i roll down the window and flip her off, thrusting upward several times for emphasis. how much do you want to bet she never even saw me, or knew i was there?
Posted on: Sat, 20 Dec 2014 13:55:05 +0000
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