i came home from the gallery to find leo in a panic. i knew you werent in the philippines. the giveaway was that you were with your family. i knew where i was and it was not there. vito looked up and said, who would want your phone anyway. i looked at my hacked email address and many saved conversations were lost but my addresses for everyone were still there. leo shook his head. i feel dirty. i never thought the world wide web could do this. i felt sort of disappointed that i didnt rate a president of a third world country or a king of someplace asking for money for me. we then sat around trying to concoct a better message that would seem more possible. vito said they always start with,lost your keys and wallet. i dont carry a wallet just cash for the day leo then went with,lost keys, glasses, and his way. is in part of town he doesnt know. vito went on with ,has only one set of clothes and is already starting to smell. i turned to him, thanks my friend. leo resumed with,hiding in library for shelter. they only have decaf here. no money for real coffee. desperate. now this is sounding more likely. found ex king of nigeria also hiding here. he is broke and lost as well. he needs smokes stat. vito then added, starting to read romance novels. finding them interesting. hero resembles my dear friend, vito. now that must be from the lack of coffee. forced to eat fruit filled desserts left here by the librarians. the muzak in building is never shut off. only eighties electronic dance music. the king likes it and has turned up the sound. please send my glasses and money. now thats not bad. i can never understand hacking someones email account. i have no money. will never have any money. there is nothing there. its like stealing an empty cookie jar. cookies arent going to appear there magically. leo told me that i should thank people who alerted him. maybe send out a message that you are still in chicago.vito then got up and left for the kitchen,youre still broke. they got that part right. leo paused. maybe it was done by someone who knows you. i assured him that most folks are broke. it was a lucky guess.but if you see a message that im eating anything with cooked fruit in it, know that that is a giveaway. i would rather be dead than do that.
Posted on: Tue, 29 Jul 2014 13:11:28 +0000