i have a serious problem ... when a female gives me a friendly hug - TopicsExpress



          

i have a serious problem ... when a female gives me a friendly hug in a social situation (well, not that it happens a lot, but im fortunate on occasion), 99.99 percent of the time im sitting in my walker, or my electric scooter thing-a-ma-jig ... and since i have a problem with my muscles, if i hug back, i can only reach as high as where the sun doesnt shine ... or, i can just try not to reach at all and just hug her leg ... in which both instances i risk getting slapped ... so, most of the time i dont even hug back ... however, i dont want to appear unfriendly ... so, sometimes i just wonder if i should carry a sign saying, IF I HUG YOUR LEG, IT WASNT ME, IT WAS GREG ... with an arrow pointing to greg ... or, IF I HUG YOU BELOW THE BACK, IT WASNT ME, IT WAS JACK ... with an arrow pointing to jack ... and i dont know what ill do if there are no gregs or jacks in the vicinity ...
Posted on: Mon, 05 Aug 2013 01:16:40 +0000

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