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i just figured out how to solve the energy crisis you guise so we all know that toast must land buttered-side down, and a cat must always land on its feet. so in order to create infinite power, attach the cat to a generator. make some delicious toast and butter one side of it, and tape it to the back of a cat with the buttered-side up. next, drop the cat. since toast must land buttered-side down AND the cat must land on its feet, the cat will never actually land, and will instead flip over and over indecisively in the air, thus powering the generator that it is attached to and creating an infinite source of power. or the space-time continuum will shatter, whichever comes first. ~iDGAF

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