i used to have a pet pterodactyl. i named him Ptolemy. he had certain habits that were objectionable like bringing home cows and red toyotas, sometimes with people screaming inside, and plucking neighborhood folk from their daily walks or decks and dropping them from really ridiculous heights into the lake across the road. i tried to keep his wings clipped but when he saw the hedge trimmers he would peck my head unconscious. after an hour or so id wake up and i finally decided that was not an hour or so very well spent so i just let him fly wild. he always returned. i got threats, subpenas, harassments from animal enforcement, and one time i saw the neighbors in a field dressed in robes burning a mannequin with my name on it. hes been gone now for several months. i dont know if he finally outgrew his home or not. sometimes i wonder if the NSA have him and are keeping him hidden away. i hope they have a lot of paper towels.
Posted on: Sun, 04 Jan 2015 20:41:34 +0000
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