in 2009 the new zealand ministry of education embarked on a top secret social experiment to find out the effects of tertiary education on youth. they handpicked one boy from a pool of ten thousand truants for he was the most incompetent of all. the ministry established a top-secret task force comprised of the nations top psychologists, educators and lawyers. their duty was to intercept all of his assignments and exam results to ensure he would be granted university entrance and then entrance to law school while he was still at his most impressionable age. however, by 2014 due to ongoing budget cuts and the unanticipatedly high amounts of intervention required to keep him from getting excluded from university the task force was disbanded and the experiment deemed a failure. no one really knows what happened to the subject, but some say hes still shitposting to this day.
Posted on: Sat, 25 Oct 2014 04:17:27 +0000