it is everyones favourite film about a man with a removable chin that is right it is wayne and garth from the hit teen chin coming of age film that is called wayne world and the philosophers chin. if you have never seen wayne world and the philosophers chin before then you are missing out on the best film about a removable chin since michael jacksons this is it and right at the start of the film loads of pictures of chins flash up on the screen for about 15 minutes and then some silver glitter writing comes up that says do you believe in magic and then it fades away and it shows wayne and his twin brother garth standing in the chin shop in town looking at all of the chins and garth is dead depressed because he cant afford the chin of his dreams and then wayne says to him i am going to get that chin for you one day little brother and garth does a massive tight smile that makes his chin come loose and fall off the bottom of his face and land on the floor like someone has accidentally dropped a tiny meat hill and loads of people in the chin shop start laughing at garth and they start calling him loose chin and a man says whats wrong mate can you not afford a chin that fits your face or something haha and then garth picks up his chin from off the floor and he rollerblades out of the shop holding his face and it is such a shame for him and my best bit in the whole of the film is when wayne and garth are at the local night club and every time a lady walks past them they keep on saying schwing and every time wayne says schwing a plum falls out of his mouth and it is so funny and garths chin keeps on falling off because he is laughing so much at all of the plums coming out of waynes throat and he ends up having to just hold his chin on to his face and wayne says jesus christ garth we have enough plums here to open up a plum factory or some sort of plum pop up shop or something and then the camera zooms right in close on waynes face and he does a half smile and he makes one of his eyebrows go taller than the other one and then he says hold on a second for a minute i have got a good idea and then he says schwing again and one final plum falls out of his throat in slow motion like someone is pushing a perfect purple planet through a deep wet black hole and then wayne says if we sell all of these plums we will have enough money to buy you the chin of your dreams and garth smiles again and his chin falls off and then he says that would be brilliant because to be honest im not having much luck with this one because it just keeps on falling off because it is so loose and wayne says i know i have been seeing it fall off every time you move your head even a inch and garth laughs and he says i know and his chin falls off again and he says oh for gods sake and then as quickly as a man selling plums in a nightclub wayne starts selling plums to people in the nightclub and by the end of the night he has a sack that is full of delicious golden pound coins and he says to garth well i guess there is a demand for plums in here after all haha and then he says come on garth lets get the hell out of this place and buy you the chin of your dreams and then right at the end of the film there is a shot of wayne and garth lay cuddling on top of a car and wayne looks at garth and he says are you hungry and garth says yeah a little bit and then wayne says schwing and a plum falls out of his mouth and it makes garth burst out laughing but this time his chin doesnt fall off and instead it stays perfectly connected to his face and then the camera goes really close up on garths face and he smiles and he lifts up his new chin and underneath there is a little picture of wayne lay in the woods and then the screen just goes completely black and silver glitter writing comes up that says magic is all around us all you have to do is believe in it. love from your friend Chris (Simpsons artist) xox
Posted on: Sat, 29 Nov 2014 08:45:25 +0000
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