just a friendly wird to the nechells ladies, from little old uncle tom. if your going to tunisia, this year, and a 20 year old adonnis comes over to you and tells you he loves you and everything about you, dont believe it, hes after a visa, if you go for a break in the congo and this big buck in a lioncloth ,-with something big underneath tells you that your eyes are like the sky, and your teeth like the stars, dont believe him, hes after your money and/or a visa. when you go to the boozer and the guy starts chatting you up, telling you how beautifull you are, you are ; the one; dont play hard to get and refuse him your favours for a few dates, i know you all have rules, some say, i dont give in till at least three dates, some last longer, some go for it the first night knowing it is true love. well girls, my advice is the latter, always go for it first time, give it your all and get it over and done with, that way, whe he comes back the next night for more you know its true love. if i can be of further assistance and you want to talk it over with a bottle of wine, please feel free to email me. uncle tom.
Posted on: Wed, 28 May 2014 22:40:27 +0000
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