just to relax wage demands I, the Penis, hereby request a raise for the following reasons: - I work at great depths. - I plunge headlong into every situation head - I have no weekends or holidays; - I work in a damp environment; - Im not paid for overtime - I work in a dark environment without ventilation; - I work in high temperatures; -. I am exposed to contagious diseases Management Response to the penis: Dear Penis, After analyzing your application, considering the arguments, we regret not being able to accommodate your request for the following reasons: - You do not work 8 hours continuously; - You doze off after a short work effort; - You do not always follow the orders of management; - You do not stay in your allocated position, and will often visit other sites, - You do not take initiative and need to be stimulated to start working; - You leave your dirty work station at the end of your period, - You do not always follow the safety rules, such as wearing protective clothing, - You are unable to work two times in a row; - You may leave your computer without completing the work for the day. As if that was not enough, we noticed you in and out constantly with two suspicious bags ./// Zaki ***
Posted on: Fri, 24 Oct 2014 15:47:22 +0000
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