just woke up to Facebook about a fairly bizarre dream he had influenced by the audio of Back to the Future 2, playing in his brothers room, a dream in first person, titled, The Compromise. The dream begins in my home. Sorta. Its like super futuristic but specifically NOT in a Back to the Future way, more like a, everyone looks like theyre wearing metal suits fashioned after Robocop sorta way. The date is July 3rd, whichever year it is. My family leaves, I guess to go to day before July 4th festivities, all wearing their Robocop suits. I think they told me I couldnt leave and come with them til I put on MY Robocop suit, and I insisted that Robocop fashion was not who I was and they should accept me for who I am. But then, as Im wandering from the foyer of my house, a robot comes crashing through a ceiling window and pulverizes the huge robotic ant, not unlike the one from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie, only more Robocop in metals and curves, that was just sitting in our living room as a modern art sculpture. The robot looks much more sophisticated than futuristic look everything has. It doesnt see me and starts B-lining through what I guess is our server room, because my family in the future has one, and I can see through the shelves and shelves of server racks, that this robot is proceeding towards the back of the room. He taps into the server mainframe and much like a comic book villain, monologues his plan to himself as he does it, describing it as a virus that will wipe out all computers, Windows, Mac, and Android devices alike, the next night. He is interrupted by our Robocop butler, who can more easily be described as the alien thing from Marvel Now! Iron Man that claims to have been buds with Tony Starks dad BUT if youre not a comic fan, a less accurate but still relevant description is that robot from the amusement park in that one episode of Scooby Doo. The butler sees whats going on, attempts to intervene and the robot hacker just disintegrates him with laser eyes. Cowering in fear, I hide, and just listen to the rest of the monologue, wherein the hacker calls his virus, The Compromise. Cue title card. The next phase of the dream takes place in a computer/electronics store, much like a Best Buy. My goal: get to my computer and save it. I just went through a virus that held my files ransom (in real life), and I wasnt about to have it happen again, so I had to disconnect my computer from the grid until I got it fixed. Because of the differences between me and the rest of my dream family, this computer store was more home to me than home was. I was looking for my secret passage room, which, in retrospect, I shouldnt have an issue finding, if I have my computer in there. Being a dream I had manufactured memories of where it was, and it was behind a slanted piece of slatboard shelving, towards the end of an aisle that was closest the main walkway through the store, in the Playstation 3 section. Well while I was looking, a special agent human, possibly friendly, possibly not, begins looking for me. I cant remember who but I think she was played by either Hilary Duff, or more realistically, blonde Scarlett Johannson. She finds me and finds what Im doing and I think she was more on the friendly side, especially when compared to the other special agent that came after me, who was, for sure, redheaded Scarlett Johannson, like from Avengers. That being said, blonde Scarlett Johannson and I are running through the store trying to find my secret passage room, running from the redhead. Eventually I find it, with the small 2 foot by 4 foot door slightly open, and I abandon both Scarlett Johannsons behind, (biggest dream regret ever) and try to lock all the doors on the way down to the room. Eventually they get through, but I slide underneath the legs of my bodyguard, who is that housekeeper from 2 and a Half Men. This part of the dream fades out. Im now at work. Real life work. Im sitting at the cashier at Mark Twain reading the box of a Blu-Ray movie called, The Compromise, a movie I suspect the hacker is basing his plot on so that I could be one step ahead. It is still July 3rd, I still have time. But while at work I was stagnant. There was nothing I could do, but plan. And my plan was stupid but simple. I was gonna dip it to Rolla, since after having visited like three times in real life this equates to it being the ultimate hideaway spot from everyone at home because no one could find out where I was. I had my car packed up and I left work that night straight for Rolla. I find a man made tunnel not unlike the tunnel Marty hides the DeLorean in in Back to the Future 3, and I set up shop. I had my computer and everything set up so I could figure out what I was gonna do, then I realized I left my Blu-Rays at the counter at Mark Twain, like a drungus. Mark Twain is closed on July 4th, and my only hope is maybe getting one of the bosses to let me back in, at the price of a genuine Rolla cheeseburger, which in the dream are just miles above the quality of even St. Charles cheeseburgers. But before I can make a deal, the lights in this cave turn on, and its much like a section of highschool hallway. There are three walls, and a door on the left wall and a door on the right wall. Both doors are locked. A frat guy comes in, looks at me, spits on me, then my computer, then from the door he goes in at my computer, and tries again and misses. Lots of spit from this one. I try to open the door behind him and I cant. Its locked. Eventually a crowd forms, a crowd of people that dont have access because theyre not part of the team these halls belong to, like this is middle school social structures or something. I attempt to pick the lock with a gumwrapper, and the team leader RA figure catches us, but some how we got in, and we all booked it down this hallway, went in the last room on the right and we all sat at desks, haphazardly placed in what was just a massive room. It is then that I realize that it is my duty to start bringing in other people for the cause, and I start making runs to the hallway, letting others in, and eventually the RA figures out what Im doing, once I let in none other than Kenan and Kel. I run and I hide, and my thoughts to myself nearing the end of this dream were, At least Ill always have ties to Emma Watson. And as I realize that I was not Harry Potter and only kinda sorta looked like him in the fourth grade and had never even met Emma Watson, the dream fades out. Fin.
Posted on: Mon, 10 Mar 2014 10:12:41 +0000
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