last joke this is good.... Hope & Change.... Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, Lets talk. Ive heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, What would you like to talk about? Oh, I dont know, said the Obama. How about What Changes I Should Make To America? and he smiles. OK, she says. That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is? Obama, visibly surprised by the little girls intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, Hmmm, I have no idea. To which the little girl replies, Do you really feel qualified to change America when you dont know shit?
Posted on: Fri, 01 Nov 2013 09:54:52 +0000