lol :P Sorry about this one!! :D A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, I had an affair with a woman - almost. The priest says, What do you mean, almost? The man says, Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped. The priest replies, Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. Youre not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Marys and put $50 in the poor box. The man leaves confessional, goes over and says his prayers, then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then starts to leave. The priest, who was watching him, quickly runs over to him and says, I saw that. You didnt put any money in the poor box! The man replied, Well, Father, I rubbed up against it and you said it was the same as putting it in!
Posted on: Sat, 13 Sep 2014 22:07:02 +0000
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