men Are Like... 1. Cement - after getting laid they take along - TopicsExpress



          

men Are Like... 1. Cement - after getting laid they take along time to get hard. 2. Parking Spots - the good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small. 3. Popcorn - they satisfy you, but only for a little while 4. Bank Machines - once they withdraw they lose interest. 5. Bananas - the older they get, the less firm they are. 6. Laxatives - they irritate the shit out of you. 7. Government Bonds - they take so long to mature. 8. Commercials - you cant believe a word they say. 9. Bank Accounts - without a lot of money, they dont generate much interest 10. Coffee - the best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long. 11. Floor Tiles - if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years
Posted on: Tue, 06 Jan 2015 20:39:31 +0000

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