#miche YOU KNOW YOU COLOURED WHEN : 1.Youve been uitgeskit by the Boere or even know what that means. 2.Youve poeped & blamed the person sitting next to you. 3.You decide to search your own pockets before the police approaches,cause you just assumed a bag & Rizzlas would magically appear in your pocket. 4.Youve heard gunshots from the neighbourhood gangsters. 5.When you own a pair of Jordans or Grassies (Grasshoppers). 6.When your cars sound system is loud enough to set other cars alarms off. 7.If youve ever screamed Athlone,Mowbray,Kaap out a taxi or car window as a sliding door operator(gaatjie) or just even said it as a joke. 8.When you get angry,automatically your mother tongue goes out the window & you become fluent swear. 9.When youve drove at the back of a open bakkie with the Julle brasse to go to the beach. 10.When you went to a party or to tokai forest in a taxi you hired with some ghetto name or system. 11. When youve koppeled for a gatsby. (Polony gatsby or 2Litre drink. 12.When you listen to Yaaaart numbers. Those old school songs mixed with some fast beating drum beat. Yes that ones,you know exactly what im talking about,ofcourse you would,your coloured. 13. When you talk about your parents you say my TORPIE and my TANIE. 14.When youve mysteriously lost your 4 front teeth. 15.When youve owned a pair buffalos. LOL 16.When you wrapped your head in old pantihosse (ek mean n swirlkous jy wiet mos girls. 17.When lunch is a cup of black coffee & peanut butter & bread. 18.When finish school & its one of the greatest achievements in your familys history.( Oooh jiirre my kin het matric geslag,os is soe bly). 19.When you know the meanings to the words Minieta, Nagani, Salute, Hooyaaaaa,YOOR or have even used the above mentioned Mybru!! 20.You know you coloured when you know people with nicknames like NAPPY,BIBO,BON,CHEBA or even DUFFY. #BeingColouredIsCool. Like if you are a proud COLOURED
Posted on: Tue, 29 Jul 2014 19:04:31 +0000
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