*mimicked as a judge* case #1, Mayita Lautner and phone #14 come to a divorce court. come out. *me walk in a court room* * phone carry by a police in a court room and stand right across from me* *mimicked as a judge.* let see what this case. *look at a paper* I see.... I see, you murder 20 phones, you lost 2 phone right after you divorce with them. right now you want to divorce with #23 phone? *me* yes maam. I really love him but.... *mimicked as a judge cut off my word* yes or no? Im only asking you if you want to divorce with phone #23 and I didnt ask to tell me, how you feel for him! *me* yes I do, maam *mimicked as a judge* phone #23, you want to divorce with her *mimicked phone* clickclickclick clickclickclickclick *mimicked as a judge* what?! I dont understand you, phone #23! what the heck is that?! check what he say on the note on the phone! *mimicked as a cop. maam, he said, yes maam. *me, fake cry.* why? after all we though means nothings to you, phone #23?! *mimicked as a judge* mayita, did I ask you to speak?! oh, sarcastically you want to divorce him but get hurt when he said he wants to divorce you too? oh my god! now, yu hush up! phone #23, why you want to divorce with her too? *mimicked as a phone* clickclickclickclickclickclickclick clickclickclick clickclickclickclickclickclickclick clickclick click clickclick clickclickclickclick click clickclickclick clickclick clickclickclickclickclick clickclick clickclick clickclickclick. *mimicked as a cop* he said, because she cheated on me with 3 guys in front of my eyes. *mimicked as a judge, fake gasped oh my! what do you think?! she loves to cheated on all her phone from #1 phone till now, you! she killed all 22 phone to hide the evidence! you be next sick you are injury! may I asked you what happened on your face? so many scars. *mimicked as a phone* clickclickclick clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick clickclickclickclickclickclickclick clickclick *mimicked as a cop* he said, her boyfriend dropped me. *mimicked as a judge* her boyfriend? didnt I hear it right?! you allowed her cheated on you in front of your eyes?! *me* phone #23, you know its not true! stop blame me! I never ever cheated on you! *mimicked phone* clickclickclick clickclickclickclick clickclick clickclickclickclick? *mimicked as a cop* he said, you want to play? *me* come on, Im not afraid of you! *mimicked as a phone* clickclick clickclick clickclick clickclickclickclick clickclickclickclickclick! clickclickclickclickclickclickclick clickclick clickclickclickclickclickclickclick clickclickclick clickclickclick clickclick clickclick click clickclickclickclickclick *mimicked as a cop* he said, ok, ok, ok game is begin! excused me, officer can you do me a favor? *mimicked as a judge* yes you may phon... *me* phone.#23, no! not the pictures! I have a heart attack! *fake gasped* *mimicked as a judge* shut up! shut up! shut up!!! here you go, phone #23. *mimicked as a phone* clickclickclickclickclick clickclickclick clickclickclickclickclick *mimicked as a cop* he said, check the album. *touch my phone album* woah! *bring phone #23 to a judge.* *mimicked as a judge* let me get my glasses. *get glasses n put it on* woah! who is that ugly blonde-a little red hair dude?! your will-be-ex-husband is better look than him seriously! *mimicked as a phone* click clickclickclickclick clickclickclickclickclick! *mimicked as a judge* he said, I know, right! haha! whos baby? *mimicked as a phone* clickclickclick clickclickclickclick *mimicked as a judge* he said, her baby. she is adorable! world record adorable baby ever I seen in my life! Aww *mimicked as a phone* clickclickclickclick. *mimicked as a judge* he said, look. woah! she with other guy? wow! oh wait a min? hes so hot! so nice smile I ever seen! what his phone number? *me* what?! dont you ever dare text him! hes mine! *mimicked as a judge* shut up! send her away! *pounded* the case is closed! she will go jail for 2 hours! *me* what am I suppose to do for 2 hours in an orange uniform?! *mimicked as a judge* just 2 hours shut up!l not like you will stay for 2 years! *mimicked as a phone* clickclickclick clickclickclick clickclickclick clickclickclick click clickclickclick clickclickclickclickclick! * mimicked as a judge* he said, YOU WILL GET A NEW PHONE! oh boy! other weeding going on and will be #24, looking forward for other same old shit case with you, Mayita! BEGONE! *pounded* #Divorced! \(^-^)\ \(^-^)/ /(^-^)/ Yes! #Remarry soon;)
Posted on: Fri, 01 Nov 2013 14:18:22 +0000
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