#modernseinfeld Kramer begins a weekly podcast from his home. Kramer Time quickly bolsters a large audience and Kramer begins booking bigger and bigger guests. Jerrys jealousy grows as hes never been invited to appear on Kramer Time. JERRY: Where have you been? KRAMER: Sorry buddy, the shows really killing me. Id love to have you on next week, but I cant bump Letterman. JERRY: David Letterman is coming on Kramer Time?!? KRAMER: Well you know, hes retiring. Its his farewell tour. Meanwhile George downgrades his entire life, claiming new technology has made his life difficult. He replaces his laptop with an MS DOS machine and trades in his iPhone for a massively large 90s cell phone. ELAINE: What is that giant napkin dispenser on your belt George? GEORGE: My cell phone Elaine, and life is good. ELAINE: You look like Zack Morris with it... well... minus the looks, and charm, and the hair obviously. GEORGE: Laugh all you want Elaine, but downgrading is the future. My phone doesnt constantly bother me. My computer doesnt tell me what Im trying to spell before I spell it. This is the future Elaine, the future! ELAINE: No its not, its the past. Its literally the past. Elaines boyfriend wont give up his wifi password and Elaine attempts to find out by other means. JERRY: Where all have you tried to look. ELAINE: Well lets see... Ive checked his fridge for a scrap of paper on a magnet. Ive gone through his wallet while hes sleeping. Ive even gone through his glove box in his car while he was in the shower. JERRY: So basically another average relationship for you. ELAINE: Hey, show me people who dont snoop while theyre dating and Ill show you two weirdos. KRAMER: What if its your name? ELAINE: What do you mean? KRAMER: What if the password is your name? Would you be flattered or creeped out? ELAINE: Intrigued with a small twist of concern. GEORGE: Wow, making your wifi password your significant other. Kramer thats the great topic for Kramer Time. Make sure we touch on that next week. KRAMER: Giddyup buddy. JERRY: Hey what a minute! George is gonna be on Kramer Time? KRAMER: Georgie Boy has some great ideas. This downgrading thing is gonna be big. I hope to one day downgrade myself, all the way to a time before podcasts even existed. JERRY: But then Kramer Time wouldnt exist. KRAMER: You just blew my mind buddy.
Posted on: Wed, 04 Jun 2014 15:30:31 +0000