my poor little Siamese Max is being hassled by a big black cat ...who chases him home regularly and sometimes through the cat flap into the house and Dave takes over and chases him out..poor Max ...well this time i was close to the back door and launched myself out of the door determined to show this cat we look after each other in this House and to back my Cat up...well i hit the decking hard in a kinda half A team sprint and ..what can only described as one of those oh shit moments.. my feet hit the decking and found that it was not in fact decking but a slide ...a slide covered with slimy leaves and rain...my legs went sideways and my momentum carried into the Garden and i landed very heavily on my side with a thud rolling over ...know i dont know if this cat is very brave, stupid or just was in shock as to what happened but as i rolled over i pretty much came face to face with this bloody Cat ...ho stared at me and i at it ..and before i could move in my stunned state he turned and did what i can only describe as ...the money dance and shook his tail and arse in my f`ing face.. and sauntered off..well i hoped he learnt his lesson thats all i can say..i am now on the couch with a very saw arm leg and elbow....
Posted on: Fri, 28 Nov 2014 12:07:07 +0000
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