ok boys and girls....tonights lesson is on how to achieve doing something embarassing...while looking epic....being in a band on the bar and club scene is the greatest place to learn this....as you and your bandmates are the only sober ones in the club....and you can literally sing let the sunshine in by pebbles and bam-bam....and be epic....such was the case at a dodger game i attended....and during the 7th inning stretch, i went to the mens room only to stand in line for 15 minutes.....and it quickly became apparent as i got towards the front of line that i was the only one that hadnt spent the last 6 innings drinking beer....and we were all laughing about various things during the game....so...with 4 or 5 guys ahead of me, i noticed the little boys urinal was open on the far left side....i asked all the guys ahead of me if they were going to use it...each was taken aback by the thought....and then, the 3rd one in line finally asked me why?....i simply told him AND the other guys in line ahead of me that im waiting on that urinal.....because it is the only one built low enough to the ground to accomodate my physique.....and the line parted like the sea for moses....signed a few autographs on the way out.....and that concludes tonights lesson....
Posted on: Tue, 12 Nov 2013 02:33:37 +0000
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